By Sp4x - September 21st, 2016, 4:39 pm
- September 21st, 2016, 4:39 pm
#34179
Stripper:Hire him, now
Age:15
Stripper Name: The Russian doll (a.k.a Matryoshka)
Can you dance on the pole?: Yeah I can do the moves on the pole. But small american poles are no match for my big sexy russian body I need twice the pole for twice the sexiness
Are you comfortable with your body?: Any little small american skiny brat that does not like it's body should not call herself a true woman. So yes in Stalin's name I do feel comfortable with my muscles *ahem* I mean sexy curves.
Do you have a mic?: Да
(Keep in mind this all should be read in a deep voice with a russian accent)
Jeremiah 10:23 I know, O LORD, that the way of man is not in himself, that it is not in man who walks to direct his steps.