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Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 14th, 2017, 8:33 pm
by tMoist
Introducing Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services, one of the most experienced bootyguarders on #13. I have plenty of firepower to keep you safe from all types of situations. My firepower includes (but is not limited to) (1) Matamorez, (1) Dragonfang (as soon as Dreamland gives it back that is), (1) Maplestrike, (1) Quadbarrel, and (1) Hell’s Fury. I am prepared for any situation, whether it be a Hit, arrest, kidnaping, robbery, or even counter raiding! My clients range from RCMP Captains to hitmen, if you see me on #13 just hit me up and I’ll be happy to guard your booty for a very reasonable price.

My contracts:

The once off: for the price of 50 bamboo I can protect/assist you with a single rob or arrest. Prices will increase for a kidnap/counter raid.

The protector: For 500 bamboo I will protect from a hit, hunting down hitmen and keeping a close eye on you. This offer lasts until the hit is no longer valid.

The protector v2: Hitmen only. For 500 bamboo I can protect you as you hunt down your target, staying close to you, scouting, and acting as a meatshield if needed. Offer lasts either until you die, you claim the hit, or half an hour passes.

The standard: For 500 bamboo every half hour I’ll protect you from every life endangering situation possible.



Terms and Conditions apply

Re: Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 14th, 2017, 9:42 pm
by Aren
Can I get it for free because you love me?

Re: Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 14th, 2017, 9:49 pm
by Dark is shadow
Can I get it for free because you love me?
:laugh: +1

Re: Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 14th, 2017, 9:54 pm
by Abstract Shadow
Does the price fluctuate based on how thicc you are?

Re: Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 14th, 2017, 10:06 pm
by Aren
If you don’t I’ll tell Astro not to let you be our priest >.> <.< >.>

Re: Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 14th, 2017, 10:17 pm
by Brylyth
*pays 50 to help me rob the mayor*

Re: Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 14th, 2017, 11:32 pm
by Yoseph
I need your big bootyguarding services

Re: Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 15th, 2017, 6:53 am
by PhantomPear
Im Law Enforcement and i could use a bootyguard

Re: Introducing: Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services! (#13)

Unread postPosted:October 15th, 2017, 1:29 pm
by DriftyEel
Hire me instead. :v:

I only charge $100