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DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 1st, 2018, 3:33 pm
by Duke0FLettuce

Hello my friends,

I have decided that I am going to run for mayor. Why you ask? Because I believe that PEI has been run by a corrupt police department for too long! My main goal as mayor will be to fully reform the psd by hiring some amazing, mature and responsible police officers, and firing some of the most corrupt police officers that are currently serving.


Some Other Things I Will Do As Mayor




SHELTER FOR THE LESS FORTUNATE

If you vote for me, I will be creating shelter with beds, lockers, and doors. Anyone who decides to store their items there will be insured by the town, even though we hope nobody will raid it.I believe this will help PEI as people will already have a home set in Alberton and not have to ask people to tp them there.

MAYORS BALL

Every Friday night I will host a mayors ball at the mayors estate. I believe that the estate should not just be open for the mayor, and everyone should be able to enjoy it.

LAWS

I will be creating some new laws to make PEI a much safer and more inclusive space.


1: I will build a dedicated garage where people can park their cars and not risk them being destroyed by staff constantly clearing roads. People who park their cars in the garage will also be insured by the city against any damage to their vehicles.

2 : The next law I will enforce will be about berries. Amber berries will now be legal for recreational usage, all other berries will still be illegal but I believe that the people of albertan should be able to use the berries that mother nelson has made for us. I will be creating a dedicated legal berry dispensary in albertan, that will be open for anyone to use.

Feel free to ask any questions in comments.

Thanks for considering,
DukeOfLettuce


Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 1st, 2018, 3:44 pm
by Ace Clip
Will you rename alberton to albertan? D: https://gyazo.com/8466b1efca050f54ec8e827f615a4a91
And the ball is git gud idea, but idk of someone has time for it...
I will think, maybe ill vote...

Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 1st, 2018, 4:06 pm
by Lex Of Talionis
-1
Coppied the same plans
Same IP as Kail and Kails perma banned
Banned for Racism
Bandit
Need I say more?

Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 1st, 2018, 4:12 pm
by iMC
I'm not going to repeat myself, so here's what happened last time. https://pandahut.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=134699

Except now adding the fact that he was impeached WITHIN 3 DAYS OF HIS MAYORAL RUN because he was growing berries in the mayor's estate.

Also, mate, if you're going to run again, at least change some of your selling points. Admins have told you already you can't legalize berries.

Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 1st, 2018, 4:20 pm
by Danny Dog
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Coppied the same plans
Same IP as Kail and Kails perma banned
Banned for Racism
Bandit
Need I say more?
You could add the fact he was growing berries in the Mayor's estate.

Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 1st, 2018, 6:57 pm
by Mellon
-1
Coppied the same plans
Same IP as Kail and Kails perma banned
Banned for Racism
Bandit
Need I say more?
You could add the fact he was growing berries in the Mayor's estate.
Or his multiple other dissing icidents

Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 2nd, 2018, 10:44 am
by Quavo
-1 got demoted from Mayor for corruption
Was also growing berries in the mayor estate

Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 3rd, 2018, 11:39 am
by MattCobra
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Only a communist or somebody with 10 brain cells would vote for you.

You’ve committed multiple acts of violence against the citizens and unlike me on 10, you did it to commit crime not to start a revolution.

You’re starting a Mafia. Anyone who votes for a Mob Boss is a fool. You have the originality of a lamp post as well, being a plagiarist.

You’ve just robbed a member of the police force for no reason. You’re also a sore loser, calling Klockman a ‘fucking loser’. We both know you’re going to lose the election.

I’m curios about these ‘Mayor’s Balls’ tell me, will you get the drugs you grew and sell them/give them out? Let’s not forget, you were arrested TWICE during your term for multiple crimes and you also false demoted me. Honestly, you’re anything but Mayor material, a good police officer and a non toxic person.

Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 3rd, 2018, 11:57 am
by Fox said die
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Anyone who votes for you is just a guy who is promoting crime.

Re: DukeOfLettuce For Mayor #13!

Unread postPosted:June 3rd, 2018, 12:55 pm
by The Duke II
-1 im the only duke here