Socials Hospital™ Update
Unread postPosted:October 2nd, 2018, 9:39 pm
Hello Pandahut!
President of Socials Hospital™ here.
Today, I'm proud to announce that Socials Hospital™ will be moving to #13!
However, with this, I'll begin to need the people's help.
I will be making two separate bank accounts for both #10 Hospital, and #13 Hospital. These will be my baseline 'budgets'.
The issue with this, is that I spend more on the hospitals than I receive, and this is where you guys come in.
Because I lose more than I gain, I mostly spend on average daily 3-5k bamboo on the hospital on repairs, or medical supplies.
That's not bad, but I don't agree with that. And frankly, I believe the people should have a say in my company.
I will be investing 10k into #13's hospital, but in order for it to succeed, I'd need more funds.
Now, I won't just cop your bamboo and leave you stranded, this is what I'll do:
1000BB: Added onto a placard outside of the hospital thanking you for your donation, aswell as 4 free medkits.
5000BB: Added onto the placard, aswell as pushed up in any line for a check-up/surgery, aswell as half a locker of medication.
10,000BB: Added onto the placard, 5 free surgeries and check-ups, aswell as an entire locker of medication.
15.000BB: Added onto the placard, 10 free surgeries and check-ups, aswell as free medication for an entire group/organization of your choice.
20,0000BB: Added onto the placard, free surgeries and checkups for an entire month, and 5 medkits to 20 people of your choice.
Anything above 30,000BB: Added onto the placard, free surgeries and checkups until you die, and 10 medkits to 20 people of your choice.
You can pay me any amount, but anything above those will grant you the things I listed.
These are subject to change as I view them as pretty pricey, but there are some rich people out there.
If you don't wish to pay bamboo, you can also work for Socials Hospital™!
Discord and application will be posted at a later date.
[pls dont yell at me for overpriced prices. i legit charge 100 per medication, and its not a well-paying job]
Signed,
President, Vice President, Chief Operating Officer, Executive Chief Operating Officer, Chief Marketing Manager, Chief Advertising Manager, PHD Doctor, Head Doctor of Socials Hospital™, Assistant Head Doctor of Socials Hospital™, Nurse, Janitor, Receptionist, Mechanic, Engineer, Heavy Weapons Guy, Chief Executive Officer of Socials Talk Show™, Executive Chief Operating of Socials Talk Show™, Dog,
Social Skillz
President of Socials Hospital™ here.
Today, I'm proud to announce that Socials Hospital™ will be moving to #13!
However, with this, I'll begin to need the people's help.
I will be making two separate bank accounts for both #10 Hospital, and #13 Hospital. These will be my baseline 'budgets'.
The issue with this, is that I spend more on the hospitals than I receive, and this is where you guys come in.
Because I lose more than I gain, I mostly spend on average daily 3-5k bamboo on the hospital on repairs, or medical supplies.
That's not bad, but I don't agree with that. And frankly, I believe the people should have a say in my company.
I will be investing 10k into #13's hospital, but in order for it to succeed, I'd need more funds.
Now, I won't just cop your bamboo and leave you stranded, this is what I'll do:
1000BB: Added onto a placard outside of the hospital thanking you for your donation, aswell as 4 free medkits.
5000BB: Added onto the placard, aswell as pushed up in any line for a check-up/surgery, aswell as half a locker of medication.
10,000BB: Added onto the placard, 5 free surgeries and check-ups, aswell as an entire locker of medication.
15.000BB: Added onto the placard, 10 free surgeries and check-ups, aswell as free medication for an entire group/organization of your choice.
20,0000BB: Added onto the placard, free surgeries and checkups for an entire month, and 5 medkits to 20 people of your choice.
Anything above 30,000BB: Added onto the placard, free surgeries and checkups until you die, and 10 medkits to 20 people of your choice.
You can pay me any amount, but anything above those will grant you the things I listed.
These are subject to change as I view them as pretty pricey, but there are some rich people out there.
If you don't wish to pay bamboo, you can also work for Socials Hospital™!
Discord and application will be posted at a later date.
[pls dont yell at me for overpriced prices. i legit charge 100 per medication, and its not a well-paying job]
Signed,
President, Vice President, Chief Operating Officer, Executive Chief Operating Officer, Chief Marketing Manager, Chief Advertising Manager, PHD Doctor, Head Doctor of Socials Hospital™, Assistant Head Doctor of Socials Hospital™, Nurse, Janitor, Receptionist, Mechanic, Engineer, Heavy Weapons Guy, Chief Executive Officer of Socials Talk Show™, Executive Chief Operating of Socials Talk Show™, Dog,
Social Skillz