[Falko]

I would like to see your best Jokes! Please reply with 1+ jokes or puns. Here's mine.

What do you call a black man on the moon?
An Astronaut

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common?
They are both not Police Officers

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels part.

How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane?
A pilot.

Thought any of these were racist? Well, your mind is messed up and is like mashed taco's.

[chaquichan23]

^^^ when you try too hard to be funny

[Falko]

^^^ when you try too hard to be funny

Grow a sense of humor man.

[Helena]

i didn't get any of them... let's move on
How do you call a fake spaghetti?
an im-pasta
What happened when the axe fell from the stairs?
an axe-ident
how do you call an owl that becomes a magician?
Hoo-dini
how do you punish the floor?
your grounded

[wonslowcar]

Why was the phone blind?
It lost its contacts.

[Falko]

how do you call an owl that becomes a magician?
Hoo-dini

This quote was used by VanossGaming, if you had no clue.

[Falko]

i didn't get any of them...

These jokes are anticlimactic. No punchline, just naturally funny from their bizarre behavior.

[Helena]

how do you call an owl that becomes a magician?
Hoo-dini

This quote was used by VanossGaming, if you had no clue.

i know who vannosGaming is but i didn't know

[DerpyFTW]

*sees a iguana in the distance*
friend: wanna go to the pool?
you: sure I GUANA do that..
News reporter: BobbyMcGucky Found dead at a bus stop saying "tuCAN PLAY THAT GAME!"
you: oh no this is unBEARable!
turns around too a bear*
bear: u SUN of a BEACH!
you: THIS IS unBEARable!!!!!!!!
teacher walks in*
you: hey teach meet my new pet bearymcgucky would you like some tea?
teacher: sure man i am a TEAcher...
bear looks at you*
News reporter: Bear and human found dead... guess u can say... they got PUNished..


you are alone for the rest of your life please kill your self

[Slimey]

My social life