- October 14th, 2017, 8:33 pm
#109472
MVP+
Ex-Husband of Tara Moist (had to divorce bc i think that relationship would count as grooming now)
The OG Forum Mod (Resigned)
Resigned RP Moderator
rip jake bandetto, loxton, jacket, i3sheep (not i4sheep he overrated), fabalien, and that one furry with wolf pfp name started with an L i think
felt cute might buy chrome idk
Introducing Moisty’s Bootyguarding Services, one of the most experienced bootyguarders on #13. I have plenty of firepower to keep you safe from all types of situations. My firepower includes (but is not limited to) (1) Matamorez, (1) Dragonfang (as soon as Dreamland gives it back that is), (1) Maplestrike, (1) Quadbarrel, and (1) Hell’s Fury. I am prepared for any situation, whether it be a Hit, arrest, kidnaping, robbery, or even counter raiding! My clients range from RCMP Captains to hitmen, if you see me on #13 just hit me up and I’ll be happy to guard your booty for a very reasonable price.
My contracts:
The once off: for the price of 50 bamboo I can protect/assist you with a single rob or arrest. Prices will increase for a kidnap/counter raid.
The protector: For 500 bamboo I will protect from a hit, hunting down hitmen and keeping a close eye on you. This offer lasts until the hit is no longer valid.
The protector v2: Hitmen only. For 500 bamboo I can protect you as you hunt down your target, staying close to you, scouting, and acting as a meatshield if needed. Offer lasts either until you die, you claim the hit, or half an hour passes.
The standard: For 500 bamboo every half hour I’ll protect you from every life endangering situation possible.
Terms and Conditions apply
My contracts:
The once off: for the price of 50 bamboo I can protect/assist you with a single rob or arrest. Prices will increase for a kidnap/counter raid.
The protector: For 500 bamboo I will protect from a hit, hunting down hitmen and keeping a close eye on you. This offer lasts until the hit is no longer valid.
The protector v2: Hitmen only. For 500 bamboo I can protect you as you hunt down your target, staying close to you, scouting, and acting as a meatshield if needed. Offer lasts either until you die, you claim the hit, or half an hour passes.
The standard: For 500 bamboo every half hour I’ll protect you from every life endangering situation possible.
Terms and Conditions apply
MVP+
Ex-Husband of Tara Moist (had to divorce bc i think that relationship would count as grooming now)
The OG Forum Mod (Resigned)
Resigned RP Moderator 
rip jake bandetto, loxton, jacket, i3sheep (not i4sheep he overrated), fabalien, and that one furry with wolf pfp name started with an L i think
felt cute might buy chrome idk
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