[Black Jesus]

Fight klub, Winner takes all or 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prizes.
Could be Fist fight, gun fight, car vs car, or what ever.

[jamee9]

When I was doing my first year of ATPLC there were times when no one even the instructor couldn't solve questions it cause calculus and integration wasn't that easy part we left the question overnight and the next day when we come we see that the question is solved on the board. We shocked and you know who use to solve those questions? Our janitor who use to live on the sewers before getting a job. Damn it feels bad. It's not a stupid store but a real life story

[Black Jesus]

One time in the trenches of world war two me and my squad were so hungry that we almost died, on the verge of death i opened my eyes and saw a free clean MRE sitting by my side.
Halfway through it i realized my squad-mates pulled a prank on me and it was my own foot.

T'was the best goddamn foot i ever tasted.

[Sudath]

One time in the trenches of world war two me and my squad were so hungry that we almost died, on the verge of death i opened my eyes and saw a free clean MRE sitting by my side.
Halfway through it i realized my squad-mates pulled a prank on me and it was my own foot.

T'was the best goddamn foot i ever tasted.

Laughed more then I should have hahah

[Fuzzy]

Couple of days ago there was a storm in Finland, it was raining HEAVILY, and just really cold. I put on 2 Raincoats, 2 pairs of gloves, 2 waterproof pants and waterproof shoes, the storm brung down a couple of trees down on our yard and i had to clean it up, when i went outside i was told "Työt on jo tehty" Which means "The work has already been done" i was just like "Seriously?" FML

[Burnt]

I went to the doctor to check my feet after i fell off my bed. The doctor said "good news, you get a fabulous wheel chair all your life. You've been diagnosed with osteoperosis"
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