When u try to be Sp4x, but u fail
(I used to make a shit ton of "informative" posts back in the day, hence my almost 1.5k posts 
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Or you just spammed posts like bananasriel..
Disclaimer: this is a meme
*clears throat*
wot da fuk did yu juts fakin sya abot meh, yu little betch? i’ll haev yu know i graduated top ef mi class n da navy seals, n i’ve been involved n numerous sicret raids on Al-Quaeda, n i haev over 300 confirmed kills. im trained n gorilla warfare n i’m da top sniepr n da entrire US armed forces. yu r nuthng 2 meh but juts another target. i wil wipe yu da fuk out wiv precision da likes ef which has neer been seen bfor on dis Earth, mark mi fakin words. yu think yu caen git away wiv saying dat shet 2 meh over da Internet? Think egen, fucker. As we speak im contacting mi sicret network ef spies across da USA n yor IP iz being traced right naw so yu bitters prepare fer da storm, maggot. da storm dat wipes out da pathetic little thinng yu call yor lyfe. yu’re fakin ded, kid. i caen be anywhere, anytime, n i caen kil yu n over seven hundred ways, n dat’s juts wiv mi bare hands. not only am i extensively trained n unarmed combat, but i haev access 2 da entrire arsenal ef da United States Marine Corps n i wil use et 2 its full extent 2 wipe yor miserable ass off da face ef da continent, yu little shet. If only yu cud haev known wot unholy retribution yor little “clever” comment wuz abot 2 bring down upon yu, maybe yu wuld haev held yor fakin tongue. But yu couldn’t, yu didn’t, n naw yu’re paying da price, yu goddamn edeot. i wil shet fury al over yu n yu wil drown n et. yu’re fakin ded, kiddo.
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